What Jules Thinks of Mommy

You can't make these any better, people. I promise I didn't make them up.

1. What is something mommy always says to you?
stop

2. What makes mommy happy?
to do the right thing

3. What makes mommy sad?
when I do the wrong thing

4. How does your mommy make you laugh?
does something funny

5. What did your mommy like to do when she was a child?
watch television

6. How old is your mommy ?
2

7. How tall is your mommy ?
tall, tall, tall, tall

8. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?
the weather

9. What does your mommy do when you're not around?
work

10. If your mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
for watching TV

11. What is your mommy really good at?
sewing

12. What is your mommy not very good at?
games

13. What does your mommy do for her job?
tells the kids how to use the computer

14. What is your mommy 's favorite food?
casserole

15. What makes you proud of your mommy?
for doing the right thing

16. If your mommy were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Curious George

17. What do you and your mommy do together?
nothing

18. How are you and your mommy the same?
"That's a good question, Mom!"

19. How are you and your mommy different?
"See you have pants on and I don't."

20. How do you know your mommy loves you?
I don't know.

21. What does your mommy like most about your daddy?
kissing

22. Where is your mommy 's favorite place to go?
Hanes Mall