by the numbers

• 4 the number of audiobooks I’ve listened to in the last 3 weeks,
• 5 the number of seconds before my son took a breath while choking on a cereal puff tonight,
• 10 the number of fingernails I bit off the hour after my son choked on a Gerber cereal puff today,
• 13 the approximate number of times I’ve listened to all of my Glee downloads this week,
• 19 the number of days of school until summer break (which means 19 possible work days left),
• 12 the number of days of preschool until summer,
• 91 the number of degrees outside today,
• 1 the number of times my son fell off the couch this week,
• 40 the approximate number of times I've had to apologize to my daughter for being ugly to her lately,
• 700 amount of money I would pay for a weekend away right now (sans kids, in case that wasn't clear),
• 19 the number of dollars Julianna made selling lemonade at our yard sale today,
• 61 the number of dollars I made at the yard sale today,
• 372 the number of photos I figured out how to take off my phone Friday night,
• 9 the number of activities I have to do/really want to do this weekend,
• 446 the number of entries I just cleared out of my Google Reader,
• 2 the number of times I cried while watching Survivor this week,
• 1,296,307 the approximate number of calories I’ve consumed this weekend so far, hence,
• 17 the number of pounds I have to lose (again) to get back to pre-Joshua weight