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"We've gotta get some of that OxiClean. It takes the spots right out! We need it for the silly putty on the carpet!"
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At the WS Symphony's Discovery Concert Series for Kids the orchestra began playing "Oh Susanna" and Josh loudly sang along, "I'm comin' from Atlanta with a banjo on my knee!"
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"Dad, the only time I've ever touched a boy at school..."
long pause
"Was last week when G--- and I paired up for knee reading."
"What's that?"
"It's where you both sit criss-cross-applesauce facing each other and read to each other."
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Josh to no one in particular: "Ugh! Why do we have to keep hearing about Kristy's story?! There are 50 other people on this commercial but they keep telling us Kristy's story over and over again!"
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"I'm as hot as a bagel in an oven!"
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