overheard

Nanna: "Josh, your feet sure are smooth."

Josh: "I know that's why pap always calls me that."

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"We got some sun today. Your cheeks are red."

"Mine are too."

"Yeah yours are as red as a potato."

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"Pap, do you see Jules? She's over there in the ocean in the pink panties."

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From the bathroom I hear a sing-songy voice over and over again:
"I'm big enough to do more than Jane. I'm big enough to do more than Jane."

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"Jules, you know it was when we were at Target and we put that stuff up on the invader belt. I mean the tomato belt. No, I mean the conveyor belt!"

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Josh, muttering under his breath, "I wish I was ten so then I could always be older than Jules!"