stories

Julianna was reading something about aliens one day and found that people actually buy alien insurance. Josh asked what insurance was and as I tried my best to explain he said, "Is that like no money down no interest layaway?"

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Josh was watching roadrunner cartoons one morning and he declared, "I love that guy! He always does tricks when he's trying to get that flamingo!"


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"That's half a snapping plant. It's made in new York and that red bit on it is its mouth."

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 (Watching TV)
"Jules, that guy looked like Austin!"

"Which one?"

"That one in the gray and black like four pages back."

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