stories

I handed Josh a tank top to wear on one of the scorching days we've had lately and he said,  "I don't think this is going to be good. "

I said, "It'll be very good. It'll keep you cool today."

His reply? "Like my armpits are pressing on air?"

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Pap kissed me. Josh saw it and said, "Pap, just because you're her dad doesn't mean you get all the kisses."

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We got to the beach and Jane declared to the entire car, "Jane's going to be crazy til midnight!"

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Josh at one point was in the back seat teaching Jane how to say certain words and then I hear, "Can you say Chick-fil-A sauce?"

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(In the car listening to Casting Crowns "Sing Until the Whole World Hears")
Josh: What's a demon?
Jules: That's easy! It's the offspring of chaos, a devil, or such.

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"Mom, there's going to be a party in my bed tonight and I need your help!"