Jules: What? You want to be bald, Josh?
Josh: ??
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"Holy cheese puffs! It stinks in here!"
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"Jules, there's a teacher in there. I don't quite realize her."
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Conversation in my car:
(And I am not even making this up)
Josh: (looking at a package of chocolate covered blueberries) Mom, I can read!
Me: You can?
Josh: Yes! It says on the package that the reason these blueberries are so dried is because they were made in 1915!
Jules: (sarcastically) 1915? Really, Josh?!
Josh: Yeah, the 1915s.
Jules: Josh, Martin Luther King, Jr wasn't even born then!
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Josh: It's not fair! Peppa Pig got chocolate cake, ice cream, AND soda!
Jules: He must really want to be a pig.
(And I am not even making this up)
Josh: (looking at a package of chocolate covered blueberries) Mom, I can read!
Me: You can?
Josh: Yes! It says on the package that the reason these blueberries are so dried is because they were made in 1915!
Jules: (sarcastically) 1915? Really, Josh?!
Josh: Yeah, the 1915s.
Jules: Josh, Martin Luther King, Jr wasn't even born then!
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Josh: It's not fair! Peppa Pig got chocolate cake, ice cream, AND soda!
Jules: He must really want to be a pig.
Thanks for the post, I needed a good laugh.
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