Monday, March 10, 2014


Josh to Julianna: Can I put my hands under your butt where I've already got my feet?


"We've gotta get some of that OxiClean. It takes the spots right out! We need it for the silly putty on the carpet!"


At the WS Symphony's Discovery Concert Series for Kids the orchestra began playing "Oh Susanna" and Josh loudly sang along, "I'm comin' from Atlanta with a banjo on my knee!"


"Dad, the only time I've ever touched a boy at school..."

long pause

"Was last week when G--- and I paired up for knee reading."

"What's that?"

"It's where you both sit criss-cross-applesauce facing each other and read to each other."


Josh to no one in particular: "Ugh! Why do we have to keep hearing about Kristy's story?! There are 50 other people on this commercial but they keep telling us Kristy's story over and over again!"


"I'm as hot as a bagel in an oven!"


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