Julianna: Dalton, do you want to know how many rock stars I've seen?
Dalton: How many?
Julianna: One. Yeah, I saw it one time in the sky when we went camping.
Dalton: Oh.
Me: Julianna, do you mean a shooting star?
Julianna: Yeah. A shooting star.
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A week or so ago I was bathing Jules and she asked me, "Mama, why does our belly button look like a chocolate chip?" I questioned, "A chocolate chip?" When I looked up at her it was apparent that she was talking about her nipples instead so I asked, "You mean your boobies?" She said yes so I found myself explaining why our nipples are a different color than the rest of our bodies while I dried her off.
I've heard women's breasts compared to lots of things before, but this is the first for chocolate chips.
And I can only imagine the Google searches that are going to lead to this post.

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